Alastor's Banner
Alastor

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Vancouver, BC
Job: Ownage Distributor

Toodle-oo, motherfuckaaaaaaaaAa AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
2/11/02

Level: 15
Aura: Light

Rank: Police Officer
Blams: 380
Saves: 170
Rank #: 14,839

Whistle Status: Bronze

Exp. Points: 2,200 / 2,500
Exp. Rank #: 13,458
Voting Pow.: 5.66 votes

BBS Posts: 13,586 (4.81 per day)
Flash Reviews: 275
Music Reviews: 3
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

Alastor's News

Newer Older

Jump to Page: [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 ]

Alastor

Important video

Posted by Alastor Aug. 11, 2009 @ 12:09 AM EDT

.

12 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Alastor

Is it bright where you are?

Posted by Alastor Jan. 30, 2009 @ 10:04 PM EST

And in your darkest hour, I hold secrets flame
We can watch the world devoured in its pain

.

14 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Alastor

Sky Kid

Posted by Alastor Jan. 1, 2009 @ 4:30 AM EST

.

2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Alastor

Ludacris: Press The Start Button

Posted by Alastor Dec. 9, 2008 @ 5:11 AM EST

Just saw this on Giant Bomb.

Apparently Ludacris recorded a song about video games that is making its way all around the internet. I'm the first guy to hate almost everything about rap but I must take my hat off for this stunt.

Enjoy the antics of Ludacris mixed in with a slew of VG references that include Street Fighter, Contra, GTA, God of War, Guitar Hero, Mike Tyson's Punch-out!!, Super Mario, Halo, Call of Duty, Pac-Mac, Virtua Fighter, Final Fantasy, Sim City, Mech Warrior, Soul Caliber, Assassin's Creed etc.

.

7 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Alastor

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE

Posted by Alastor Nov. 12, 2008 @ 1:44 AM EST

Reply to this post if you wanna sex me up.

Possible reward added for the kindest response! What an opportunity!

.

Updated: 11/12/08 1:45 AM 30 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Alastor

The Kazookeylele

Posted by Alastor Oct. 19, 2008 @ 2:14 AM EDT

.

Enjoy.

14 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Alastor

No text.

Posted by Alastor Oct. 13, 2008 @ 2:26 AM EDT

nt

.

10 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Alastor

Flaming Moe's

Posted by Alastor Oct. 1, 2008 @ 2:25 AM EDT

When the weight of the world has got you down
and you want to end your own life
bills to pay, a dead-end job
and problems with your wife

BUT don't throw in the towel cuz there's a place right down the block
where you can drink your misery away

At flaming moes(let's all go to flaming moes! let's all go to flaming moes!)
When liquor in mug can warm you like a hug
happiness is just a flaming moe away
happiness is just a flaming moe away

flamingmoe.jpg

6 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Alastor

Who?

Posted by Alastor Sep. 17, 2008 @ 12:12 AM EDT

THE MAN
THE LEGEND
JEFF GERSTMANN

.

gerstmann.jpg

19 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Alastor

Step out of the car please, sir.

Posted by Alastor Aug. 29, 2008 @ 4:19 PM EDT

What is it?

I need you to step out of the car, sir.

antonchigurh.jpg

Updated: 08/29/08 4:20 PM 12 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Newer Older

Jump to Page: [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 ]