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After emailing the DJs, going on multiple goose chases from website to website, I finally found the Sweet Child O' Mine/Party Like a Rock Star remix.

This happened last night but I'm feeling emo right now since this was the fourth time I've heard this amazing remix at this club I go to every Tuesday night.

I was doing my usual thing in there then all of a sudden I hear the Party Like a Rockstar/Sweet Child O mine remix. That amazing guitar riff that sounds like carnival music pipes in and all I can do is get flustered and think about is how for 3 weeks I've been desperately searching the internet for this legendary sounding song. Not only that but these other two amazing dance tracks with female vocalists have been stuck in my head forever and I would probably shave my head completely to find these. If anyone can find and send me the Party Like a Rockstar/Sweet Child o Mine remix, I'll squeal like a little girl.

I seriously fucking hate hearing songs everywhere I go but nobody around me knows the name of it. It took me hours one day for me to find Put Your Hands Up For Detroit by Fedde Le Grand which is a fucking awesome dance song by the way.

HANDS DOWN BRO

HANDS DOWN

That I don't allow just anyone to be privy to.

So please, 15 year olds of NG...don't tell anyone.

Last night or 6 hours ago, I was with my friends at Celebrities(Gay club with Tuesday being the designated 'straight' night) I was talking to this really cute and really funny girl with the most gorgeous set I've seen in a long time. Out of nowhere this gay shirtless asian guy came up to me along with his friends behind him and playfully hit me on my chest with the whole dainty wrist motion while saying "ooh, are you with security?" I looked at him expressionless since I've never dealt with a homosexual hitting on me and I didn't know a socially acceptable way to tell a gay guy to fuck off since he completely killed my vibe.

After that ordeal the girl 'had to go' and meet her friends. Any image I had in my mind of Jackson Pollocking her body was replaced with captain dipshit swatting at my chest for the rest of the night. My night was ruined.

And I have to wake up at 5:30. Yeah, I know 1AM isn't 'late' so fuck off with that. I was going to rant and give this newspost my emotional baggage before I hit the shower and eventually sleep but I'm not angry enough to hammer RAGE INDUCED sentences into my keyboard so here's something for YOU to sleep on.

Reply to this post if you wanna sex me up.

Are we doing ok here fellows?