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Alastor

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Entry #36

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Alastor

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE

Posted by Alastor Nov. 12, 2008 @ 1:44 AM EST

Reply to this post if you wanna sex me up.

Possible reward added for the kindest response! What an opportunity!

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Updated: 11/12/08 1:45 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

30 Comments

Nov. 12, 2008 | 2:18 AM DJ-Keen says:

I don't see any similarities here.

http://dj-keen.newgrounds.com/news/po st/206248

Also let's secks.


Nov. 12, 2008 | 2:26 AM Alastor says:

oops. deleted someone's comment by accident.

and it was really sweet too =[ sry


Nov. 12, 2008 | 2:41 AM g0t says:

I don't know if you dislike me, but I loved your kazookaleyle post.


Nov. 12, 2008 | 2:47 AM Timmy says:

You are an unkind, brute of a man.

Wanna screw?


Nov. 12, 2008 | 3:37 AM The-Red-Jack says:

*kind response*


Nov. 12, 2008 | 5:02 AM killaboy69 says:

why did you delete my comment i loved you! :'(

Nov. 12, 2008 | 2:43 PM Alastor responds:

was an accident. Meant to type a response but clicked the wrong button :S


Nov. 12, 2008 | 5:02 AM killaboy69 says:

and i still do :D


Nov. 12, 2008 | 2:41 PM Mendou says:

So how about that Neon Genesis Evangelion?


Nov. 12, 2008 | 7:18 PM Eggys says:

geez i never look at videos that people put in their posts.

Nov. 12, 2008 | 8:20 PM Alastor responds:

sucks to be you


Nov. 13, 2008 | 4:47 AM ClearRed says:

penis.


Nov. 13, 2008 | 3:37 PM RobotTaco says:

Alastor... No amount of words can describe my love for you... Your wisdom when it comes to modding seems to be blessed by Athena herself... The sheer eloquency in your responses rival Emerson and Homer... Truly, you are the greatest of the mods and that is why I wish to sex you up. <3


Nov. 14, 2008 | 5:46 PM MissingNYC says:

i refuse to sex you up


Nov. 15, 2008 | 2:27 AM Evark says:

Oh, I'll sex your up alright.


Nov. 15, 2008 | 2:52 AM Jon4life says:

I love you so much, I would be honored to sex you up. After the sexing up we can become friends. :3


Nov. 15, 2008 | 4:45 PM super-sense says:

That song alone made me want to secks you up.


Nov. 17, 2008 | 8:19 PM Mr-Destruction says:

You are the sexiest therefore I must sex you up.


Nov. 20, 2008 | 2:07 AM killaboy69 says:

I love you you're my favourite mod you're not even that hard on banning and you're always joking around having fun. Especially how you're kind and never flame stupid posts.
<3


Nov. 20, 2008 | 12:38 PM isuckandsoyou says:

"Can I have it?"


Nov. 20, 2008 | 7:28 PM AnonymousAlchemist says:

No thank you. But thanks for the vid.


Nov. 26, 2008 | 3:45 AM MattHarty says:

6/M/FL LF SEX


Nov. 28, 2008 | 12:30 AM SevenSeize says:

Does it have to be up? Can we sex you down?


Dec. 1, 2008 | 5:54 PM LampFace says:

ouhh alastor you well i can't even say it on newgrounds, oh the things i'd do to you.


Dec. 2, 2008 | 2:09 PM Paradox says:

fuck yeah


Dec. 3, 2008 | 3:02 AM Shikamarana says:

I don't want to sex you up. I want to make sweet passionate love with you. I want to worship your beautiful body. I want to Serve you in every way possible. I want to be your possession.


Dec. 5, 2008 | 3:27 PM FurryFox says:

i just want to make passionate love to you~


Dec. 6, 2008 | 3:12 PM Goonie says:

I <3 Evangelion. That is some sweet old school amine.


Dec. 6, 2008 | 11:02 PM Jamoke says:

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/06120 8/82870_Alastor.jpg

More light makes for brighter smiles.

Use it if you want, or don't, I care not. I only came because I heard there was the possibility of free steamy man-sex.


Dec. 9, 2008 | 1:27 AM RedStripedd says:

God only knows what i'd be without you.

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