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Alastor

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Vancouver, BC
Job: Ownage Distributor

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Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
2/11/02

Level: 15
Aura: Light

Rank: Police Officer
Blams: 380
Saves: 170
Rank #: 14,839

Whistle Status: Bronze

Exp. Points: 2,200 / 2,500
Exp. Rank #: 13,458
Voting Pow.: 5.66 votes

BBS Posts: 13,586 (4.81 per day)
Flash Reviews: 275
Music Reviews: 3
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

All Audio Reviews

3 Reviews | 3 w/ Responses

Score: 10
Microphone Test

"You have a very soothing voice, sir."

submission: Microphone Test
date: July 26, 2009

Would you care to be my car GPS voice?

July 26, 2009

Author's Response:

Turn left into on coming traffic.

Take the next available illegal u-turn.

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Score: 10
BBS banned?

"Wow"

submission: BBS banned?
date: October 23, 2008

That is the best thing I've ever heard on Newgrounds.

October 24, 2008

Author's Response:

Feel free to use it in ban messages.
Gothclawz practically cummed in his pants when I posted it in his.

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Score: 8
Geno's Forest || ROBOVoice

"Haha I love it!"

date: June 19, 2004

Like the song in LF's movies. Except in the style of my favorite SNES game. Keep more of these coming, they're brilliant!

Author's Response:

Thanks! The song in LF's videos are by Joe Redifer. Check his stuff out at www.ocremix.org

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