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Alastor

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Vancouver, BC
Job: Ownage Distributor

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Score: 2
SBL's Short Story

"Now this just sucked"

submission: SBL's Short Story
date: June 13, 2003

Yes u are getting a lot of fag reviews. and you respond to them with a fancypants comeback but just face it, this movie sucks. It isn't enough that you attempt to steal the ClockCrew's thunder by making a name EXACTLY like Strawberry Clock's(save for the C in his name).

Put some effort into your movies and people will give you a chance

Author's Response:

SBL > SBC

EDN!

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Score: 9
EB: The King And I

"haha family guy rules!"

submission: EB: The King And I
date: June 12, 2003

That's my favorite episode on family guy...I've even memorized the lyrics to the song now...earthbound, family guy and Chrono Trigger in one... Perfect, make more!

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Score: 9
Parachute!

"Hah! that was some funny shiat"

submission: Parachute!
date: June 8, 2003

Lol, the lemon salt crap he landed in almost made me cry..very painful..but the music syncing was fucking awesome and was perfectly timed...good ol B&W silent movie style!

awesome work

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Score: 8
Super Mario Jackass

"Very good my friend"

date: June 8, 2003

That was pretty good! only next time, try and spice up the jackass-style by naming the stunts that they're doing...maybe putting a little caption be4 the stunt and then describing it...

Like bungee wedgie from the movie..they showed the underwear and introduced it be4 they actually did it..

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Score: 10
mystery movie

"FUCKIN FUNNY"

submission: mystery movie
date: June 4, 2003

That sesamstreet thing followed by those zeros killed me and had me on the floor laughing...and the homo buddy screen saver...omg make episode three...this is the shit lol

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Score: 9
DU #1 (Tricky the clown)

"LMAO I'm not worthy"

date: June 4, 2003

I dunno what the last reviewer expected out of a movie called Dressup #1 Tricky the clown. But that attention whore made his point.

lol i could listen to that loop all day and still laugh... GOOD JOB

Author's Response:

LOL True true, yeah its a good tune infact im listening to it right now, i think its the only way i can talk to a clock, with trcky blasting my ears, heh anyways thanks for the review...

~X~

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Score: 0
Chinese Restaurant

"hey man what's the deal?"

submission: Chinese Restaurant
date: May 26, 2003

This was my favorite movie like 3 years ago...now it's gone...plz plz plz put it back or at least tell me where i can find it...that movie is classic

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Score: 8
Teach Me

"what the fuck?"

submission: Teach Me
date: May 18, 2003

seriously...what the fuck

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Score: 8
The Necromancer Episode 2

"now that was awesome"

date: May 17, 2003

I'm a huge fan of this series...but i always thought it was pronounced Neck-romancer not Nee-cromancer...oh well..who carez this movie fuckin owns...make episode 3

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Score: 7
Masterpabs Simpson Trivia

"not bad"

date: May 12, 2003

i almost beat it! i was doing really well until i came to the question that DOESN"T MAKE A LICK OF FUCKING SENSE!!!
English class is thatta-way bro

Author's Response:

i bet you thought that was REAL clever

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